My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

It’s official, I have now seen everything!

I just want everyone to know this so you don’t end up fainting in your bathroom like I almost did.


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Mood stabilizers and antidepressants can cause nipple discharge

You have got to be fucking kidding me!

My poor, poor boobs!

My nipples are my best feature!!!

I know this is a ton of information for you internet strangers to process, but you already know my deepest, darkest thoughts anyways, you might as well now know that my nipples are now leaking due to Zoloft.

Fuck that.

Fuck Zoloft.

I’m calling my doctor and quitting this bullshit!



Posted on July 24, 2014, in Word Diarreah... and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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